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My All Time Favorite E3 Moment EVER! Trust Me, It’s NOT THIS!

E3 is this coming week, and I’m cautiously optimistic about it. I wish I could say “I’m super excited and pumped zOMGz I can’t WAIT!” but I’m just not there this year. What with Sony not even showing up this year, and the cringy virtue signaling and blatant pandering of last year’s show, I’m just not sure how things are gonna go. Only time will tell.

No more of THIS… please…

But that isn’t what I’m here to write about today. No no no. All this thinking about the upcoming E3 has me thinking about E3’s of old. Specifically one particular show….

Now most people have a “great” moment that sticks out, like that time you literally saw the EXACT moment a great show died, in real time, with the announcement of the Wonderbook during Sony’s 2012 show. Or that time when Kinect avatars suddenly became contortionists live on stage, just in case you were curious what the bottom of an avatar’s foot looked like, they had you covered. Or how about that “Kinectimals” travesty with the best kid actors this side of Jake “I’ll-Try-Spinning-That’s-A-Good-Trick” Lloyd…

There are lots of great moments that stick out for all the wrong reasons, and if you wanna have a good time, there’s plenty of cringe supercut compilations on YouTube you can check out that cover most of the bases.

Don’t worry, Mr. Caffeine, the internet never forgets!

Again though, that’s not why I’m here either. There’s one “moment” for me that sticks out far more than the others. It’s something that I always seem to come back to, time, and time again. It’s something of a tradition of mine to watch this a few times a year. Maybe I’m just feeling under the weather, or I’m having a cruddy day, or sometimes I just watch it because I straight up want to! I’ve lost track of how many times I’ve seen it and how much joy it’s given me over the years!

But what am I talking about? Why, the entire Konami 2010 conference, of course! I could write about everything I love in this, everything that went so beautifully wrong, and all the reasons it’s probably the single greatest thing ever committed to film, I could do it for literal ages! I’m not gonna do that though. It’s a real site to behold, and it deserves to be witnessed, and I really don’t wanna spoil it too much. Even if you’ve seen it already, it’s always worth watching again. It’s comedy gold! Just remember one thing as you watch: THIS WAS ALL LIVE WITH THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WATCHING!

WOOOOOOW…

But I’m not gonna subject you to the whole thing here. If you are curious enough, I suggest you seek it out on your own. In the meantime however, here is a fantastic highlight reel made by Supercut-extraordinaire, Crowbcat. It’s a great watch. He somehow makes the awkwardness just OOZE out of the screen, it’s magical. If you can get through these 12 minutes, I highly recommend watching the full thing, you will be glad you did! Check out Crowbcat’s video below.

Oh, and a BIG shout out to my man, Japanese-Steven Tyler! He’s, without a doubt, my absolute favorite part of this beautiful mess! He’s a true master… of DANCE!… You’ll understand after you watch it, I swear!

MY MAN!

Now stop pressing the X, X, X and the Y, Y, Y and check out this video to see why it’s become one of my favorite things ever! …Or else, you be SUCKED! And you wouldn’t want that, now would you?

…. WOOOOOW… LOVE YOU GUYS!

If you liked what you just saw as much as I did, you might wanna head on over to YouTube and give Crowbcat a quick follow and check out the rest of their content.  You’ll be glad you did.

While you’re there, if you would like to see what WE have to offer, you should check out our YouTube Channel as well!  BrainShartStudios:  your one stop shop for top quality internet trash!  Enjoy?

Also, we like to make fools of ourselves on Twitch from time to time, too.  Head over there now and give us a follow!  You can make fun of our inability to play video games LIVE!  So have at it!  We can take it, I swear!

You can also bother us over on Facebook here if you want.  Do kids today even still use Facebook?  Whatever, couldn’t hurt, I guess.

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