I’m something of a collector. Believe it or not, this hobby is fairly new to me. Since 2015, I have been collecting Hot Toys Marvel figures, and while quite expensive, I haven’t slowed down. As the MCU has grown, so too has my collection.
At first, it was more of a curiosity. I went to New York Comic Con with a bunch of money I had spent the year saving up and I had one goal: To buy something as big and impressive as it was expensive! I wanted to splurge for once. It was the Hot Toys Iron Man Mark 3 from the first Iron Man that caught my eye. After some internal debate, and lots of looking through other booths in the Javits Center to no avail, by the end of the day, it was mine and I was down about $350.
Mark 3 on the left alongside his more current cousin, the Mark 46 Concept Art Version
Once I took it home and opened it up, I immediately saw where all that money went. I was floored by the detail and the quality. Any doubts I had earlier in the day were now gone. I was hooked. And so began my addiction.
Since then, I have only grown my collection. Going in, I didn’t think this would be anything but a one-time thing. Boy was I wrong. I now own 40 Hot Toys and I show no sign of slowing down!
Only a “small” portion of my collection could fit in frame. #FirstWorldProbllems.
That brings me to my latest addition: Hot Toys Infinity War Thanos! A hulking beast of a figure, he stands well above the rest in my display, and rightly so. Everything about this piece is nothing short of immaculate. He even comes with a secondary head sculpt. This sculpt is so nice, that it almost seems like a real shame that you can only use one, while dooming the other one to its box for all eternity…
… Unless I did THIS. Alas poor Thanos, I knew him well…
So I decided to have some fun with my toys for once, something I haven’t done since I was a small child. This was the result or me having too much spare time and a crazy “what if?” sort of idea. See, Thanos has the Reality Stone in his possession, right? He even once said “Reality can be whatever I want.” To which I replied “Hold my beer.”
And THIS was the result.
Be sure to tell me down below, which Thanos is the BEST Thanos! Here we go! God help me…
I. Am. Inevitable-Man
Where we’re going, we don’t NEED Rhodes
It really IS Titan’s ass!
I’m TOTALLY from the future!
The itsy bitsy spider crawled up the water spout… But that thing… it scares me…
I killed my own family and now, I’m out for revenge… against myself? … Wait…
Listen Gamora, I may not be your father, but I AM your daddy!
Welp. I went for the head. And I… I don’t want it anymore…
Ah, the boyfriend. I like him.
One BAD MuthaTrucka!
I’m ready for my close-up, Mr. Tarantino
The city is flying, my face is purple, and I have a bow & arrow. NONE of this makes sense!
Sun’s gettin’ real low… no, lower…. ok, now keep going until you can’t see me anymore. PERFECT!
I don’t even know who I am! … I will.
No pun here. I just LOVE this shot!
I love you 3000
Let me guess. Our home? It was. And it was beautiful.
Ladies and gentlemen, the NEW Captain America!
No one’s ever REALLY gone…
When you have the Infinity Gauntlet, the “Killing Joke” takes on a WHOLE new meaning
I WAS born yesterday… Put me back in! I’m not done yet!
All of you against all of ME
Titan-Man, Titan-Man. Does whatever a Titan-Man can
So THIS is how everyone wanted Endgame to end? Man, what is WRONG with you people? You’re ALL sick!
Thanos: Perfectly balanced. As all things should be.
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