So how about that cliffhanger, eh? If you are here and you didn’t see the previous part, be sure to check that out first by clicking here. I’ll wait…
All caught up now? Good!
So Beastly is absolute dogshit. Am I taking about the book? The movie? The game? Well, that’s for you to decide. As long as we’re on the same page, that’s all that matters!
In this “stunning” (??) conclusion, we will FINALLY reach the promised land of Machu Picchu as Mop Head continues on her quest to live vicariously through the lives of others like the virus she is. Will our main characters continue to have LITERALLY no impact on their own story? Will Mop Head be the reigning champion of Machu Picchu trivia we always hoped she’d be?
How did we get here? Like, seriously.
The answers to all of those questions AND LESS await in the epic finale of the Beastly Extended Cinematic Monster-verse extravaganza!
I give to you; Madea’s License to Suck presents: 2 Beastly 2 Furious, a Spike Lee Joint!
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