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BallsofFury

Did We Just Find the Literal Bottom of the Barrel? Thanks, Nintendo!

“Ping pong, or as the Chinese say: “Ping pong”” There you go everybody, the only funny (ish) line from 2007’s Balls of Fury! I just saved all of you from seeing it! You can now spend the next hour and a half of your life doing something more productive, like staring at a wall for […]

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Wanna See Some Hot Garbage? BRAINSHAAAART! COME OUT TO PLAAAAA-AAAAYYYY!

The year was 2009.  Johnny Business, brand new CEO of Video Game Corp, has a gift. What kind of gift, you ask? He has always ALWAYS had his exceptionally long finger on the pulse of society. He knows what the people want. And he is NEVER wrong. Video Game Corp had been on a losing […]

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Yaiba

And You Thought DmC was the Worst Classic Game Makeover Ever… You Ain’t Seen NOTHIN’ Yet!

“After our first video together, Panda spent a couple years rotting away in a North Korean prison camp. They were nice enough to let him out long enough to let us film this little gem of a game. After playing for a couple hours, he promptly went back to serve his term saying “Now this […]

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rambo

“You Want a Bad Game? I’ll Give You a Bad Game You Won’t BELIEVE!” – John Rambo

Who doesn’t like Rambo? Well, one could argue that the “fine folks” who made this dreaded abomination clearly don’t. I mean, how could they? If these people gave even the slightest of craps about the license, then how does one explain this game? This game is BUSTED in every single sense of the word. Now, […]

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Duck Dynasty

Can Three City-Slickers Survive the Harsh World of Rich Hillbilly Duck Hunting?

Ahhh, Duck Dynasty. I’m happy to say that I have NEVER seen a single episode! But that didn’t stop us from experiencing one of the most miserable video game misfires of the last decade. It feels like some sort of fever dream of badness. And glitches. OHHHH THE GLITCHES! Duck Dynasty defies all logic. It […]

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