I’m about to say something that may be considered HIGHLY OFFENSIVE to some people, so TRIGGER WARNING!!!!
Ok?
You ready?
Last chance…
Alright, here we go… *breathes in*
I’ve never seen a single episode of Nickelodeon’s Avatar: The Last Airbender!
I know, I know! I’m a terrible person, and I deserve to be publicly beaten and shamed! But I’m not at a total loss! Luckily for me, my only real exposure to this world of Aang and his cohorts in break-dance-fighting was the totally world renowned and critically and commercially praised SMASH HIT, “The Last Airbender” from director M. Night Shamalama-ding-dong.
“The greatest film of our age! Move over, The Godfather!” – Everybody and their Moms
So, I guess what I’m trying to say is, even tho I don’t know the show, I’m in good hands when it comes to understanding the lore, and the character motivations and conflicts. Totally. Yup.
Also, it means that, thanks to my complete apathy towards the show, my expectations were kept very VERY low. I expected nothing.
The same, however, can’t be said for my partners in cyber-crime, Panda and John. They know the show inside out. They were excited to play this. They were ready to fall in love with the game, the characters, the combat… everything.
They were wrong. So very wrong. This game offended them greatly, which obviously, made me super happy! Truth be told, we all lost that day, but in the end, at least my childhood wasn’t utterly crushed and trampled on, so… I guess I win by default?
Yeah, that’s what I’m gonna stick with. That’s really the only way I can sleep at night anymore. Enjoy?
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